He asked her to help him choose a couch and then spooned with her on all the floor models. As we learn from the podcast “Reply All,” which reported the tale, Suzanne was not the only woman on whom John had chosen to bestow his favor.
Six months into their relationship, she discovered that he was seeing half a dozen other women, one of whom he’d been stringing along for two years.
Every so often, one of his paramours would catch on and alert the others.
Then he’d block them all on social media and begin the whole thing again.
So, he set to work and read every book he could find, studied every teacher he could meet, and talked to every girl he could talk to to figure out dating.
And every time I asked to see you, you say you goin' to bed Every time I hit you with the good morning you say you workin' Now you in my living room twerkin', that's crazy You wear that body suit, I know you tryna tease me I put on that Tiller, she'd rather fuck me to Weezy I remember when your money was young And you stripped all week just to get the tan Yeezy's Back when lame niggas hit you with the one liners All sounding the same like Future and Desiigner Now that's my vagina, she told me to sshh We in the Chanel store and [Hook: Jeremih] All eyes on me I need your attention Put your body on me You the one I'm missin' All eyes on me I don't want your love We ain't gotta fake it We both tryna fuck All eyes on you [Verse 3: Jeremih] Lookin' at me like you love me We can do it now or later She wan' lick on party favorite On my wave, tryna surf it up Know we gettin' gnarly, smokin' Marley, burnin' up Certified with the double-M pullin' up Tooly got a room, we'll play "Room Up In Here", been here Girl, you know my intentions I put you on the wall like a picture Round after round to decisions Say you wanna show me what I'm missin' All the lights low, but we lit up I don't let you down if I get up Like you got a man, but you're fed up But you know when we get together [Collision: The Game] You want me to say your name, huh? [Hook: Jeremih] All eyes on me I need your attention Put your body on me You the one I'm missin' All eyes on me I don't want your love We ain't gotta fake it We both tryna fuck [Outro: Jeremih] All eyes on me All eyes on me The Game don’t stop.Barris died of natural causes at his home in Palisades, New York, his longtime publicist told The Associated Press.Dubbed the "King of Schlock," Barris' long career in show business began behind the scenes, first on programs like American Bandstand and then as a songwriter thanks to Freddy Cannon's "Palisades Park." The song peaked at Number Three in 1962 and was covered by artists like the Beach Boys and Bruce Springsteen.All of them had received the couch-spooning treatment.John was a champion girlfriend accumulator, the ringmaster of a romantic circus that only he could see.